I hope there is room for some fun here at Connect as well, here is a great example of Symantec Developer fun.
> nbdeployutil --report -capacity "C:\Program Files\Veritas\netbackup\var\global\reports\20130926_105026_hostname.domain"
nbdeployutil.exe error: Please use --capacity instead of -capacity
Try `nbdeployutil.exe --help' for more information.
nbdeployutil: I KNOW you made a mistake, I know WHICH mistake you made, I know HOW to correct your mistake, but I want YOU to do it yourself! :)
And finally if you still don't get it, this is where you LEARN! :)
If you guys, and Marianne :-), have other fun NetBackup examples perhaps we could gather them here? :)